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When I was in college I was in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. All the male leads had to wear tights as part of their costume and they decided they were going to put socks in their underwear, as a joke, to make that area look more enhanced.

On the day of our first dress rehearsal I was standing in the green room when one of the male leads walked in with his costume on. I began laughing at how ridiculously large his area looked and said (in front of everyone) “Oh my god how many socks did you put in there?!“ To which he responded, “I haven’t put any in yet..” then he patted my shoulder, leaned in, and whispered “but thank you” into my ear.

Still haven’t lived that one down…

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