the signs as stupid things brian sella has done
aries: built a giant papier mache dragon to put on stage (when no one asked him to) but it was too big to get out of the room
taurus: accidentally went to a brothel
gemini: asked the audience “anyone else here ever ate a butthole before?”
cancer: smoked weed out of a can
leo: shit himself in a walmart parking lot
virgo: said his mom’s email account is ‘bongripper69′
libra: wore an anime crop top
scorpio: tried to buy a $19000 van with $100 and ended up stealing it
capricorn: when a girl threw a bra on stage he just put it on
sagittarius: the ‘i got a dead spider in my pocket’ line
aquarius: replaced ‘motherfucker’ with ‘chumbawamba’ during help
pisces: wore a shirt that just says ‘a fucking elephant’
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